Jam your log into the fastest axe-based tournament ever to grace the NES. Choose your timber beast, grab your axe, and go for the gold - or go for a swim!
- Frenetic Arcade Action
- Trash-Talking Timber Beasts
- Hidden Characters
Can’t think of a snappy catch phrase? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Every character has their own put-downs for some post-round smack talk!
A budding name in the fitness scene, Bruiser is promised a hefty donation from the Mayor for his line of Enbruisiasm work-out videos if he can win the tournament. Using his patented wooden weight-lifting equipment, Bruiser is confident he can crush the competition.
Hometown athlete hero turned political protege, Hot Foot Francis will stop at nothing to protect the neighborhood she grew up in.
Legendary tree-feller Zombiejack came to Bateman Hills to chop down some of its famous Borden Birches. He stayed, however, to stop the tide of the undead menace.
An unstable, short-chain molecule? A foul, obnoxious mob? Mood slime? Hardly. Mayo's demise involved a vat of delicious sandwich spread, and his mission is to blow the lid off the Mayor's jar of lies and deception.
Champion of Bateman Hill's dispossessed population of vagrants, Ollie fights for a better life for his hobo brethren.
Rad would rather hang-ten than jam logs, but if he doesn't surf his way to the victor's chair, the Mayor will close his favorite beach. Most unrighteous.
How do you follow up a whirlwind tour of the netherworld? That was the question facing this heavy metal skeleton. He decided that continuing his tour from before he died would be killer, and the Mayor is the only thing standing in his way.
A netherworld creature that has been slain by Zombiejack before, this undead ursine has come for vengeance against the Mayor, the man who first shuffled him loose from the mortal coil.
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