log-banner

Four score and seven years in the future...

After the smashing success of new world AI vacations and theme parks, genetically-modified eagle jockey jousting finally get it’s play.

Now is your chance to take part in this exciting and patriotic extravaganza. Truly immersive AI reality has arrived!

The eagles are saddled and ready to flap, and our scientists have programmed our AI drones with the finest personalities from national history. Get ready to duel. Get ready…for justice!

The Most Patriotic Way to Battle Your Friends!

Take to the skies on the back of scientifically-engineered eagles and joust against AI patriots from America’s past. Dodge fireworks, bear traps, and dead presidents. The history might be wrong, but the justice is so right.

line-border

A page from the history books

h2-border

Eagle-based combat! True patriots only!

Firecrackers, bear traps, and land mine eagle eggs add to the carnage!

Old Glory and Lincoln's Axe activate the ultimate power-ups!

Want Justice for All? Grab a fourscore and enjoy 4-player combat!

System Specs

h2-border

An NES or similar system (preferably made in Amercia)

app-icon-1
char-img
char-img
char-img
char-img
line-border

Presidents and Politicians

line-border