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A Caffeinated Invasion

The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they’re not leaving until they steal our four most prized commodities: metal music, the best coffee, cat videos, and all the WiFi. Challenge them through unique and innovative levels inspired by real-life areas in Pittsburgh, PA. Join Black Forge Coffeehouse baristas Nick and Ashley, two galaxy gladiators called to arms to stop this madness and remove the Smurglian threat from Earth.

The Smurglians can have the cat videos… but if you don’t help our heroes fend off against the alien-assimilated elderly, bros, cowgirls, and country western singers, who knows what could happen!

Fill up on this!

A dark brew of alien invasions, heavy metal, and side-scrolling beat-em-up action on the streets of Pittsburgh!

A Premium Cup of Action

Classic side-scrolling beat ‘em up action that feels better than you remember

2 playable baristas, each with their own attributes and alien-crushing special moves

Destroy and throw a variety of environmental objects and even enemies

Collect coffee-themed powerups and weapons for an espresso shot of action

Gorgeous hand drawn and hand-animated sprites and backgrounds true to Sega Genesis specifications

Unlockable mini-games to boost high scores

Visit Pittsburgh landmarks like the Duquesne Incline, PNC Park, and Grandview Boulevard

A soundtrack featuring original music by Pittsburgh metal band Greywalker

Already averted the crisis? Come back for more in Death Metal Mode, where the difficulty is cranked to 11!

Encounter random modifiers that could make you an invincible killing machine or summon a swarm of raging possessed cowgirls! You'll never experience the same cup of cosmic coffee carnage twice!

Twitch/Mixer integration lets you enjoy the game while keeping both hands on your coffee cup!

System Specs

OS: Windows 7 32/64 bit - Windows 10, Mac OSX 32/64 bit, Linux 32/64 bit

Storage 235MB-250MB

RAM - 1GB

GPU - 2 GB VRAM

CPU - 2.6 GHz

A Sega Genesis or Mega Drive (preferably with a double shot of controllers!)

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Heroes and Enemies

Alien Overlords

Come See Fabulous Pittsburgh and Beyond!

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